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You know you're a dog mom when....

Updated: Jul 6, 2021

  1. 50% of your diet is dog hair

  2. You say sorry and excuse me to your dog when walking by them

  3. Your dogs hair gets brushed more than your own

  4. Your car and house purchases consider what they want -1 story, air in the back, big yard

  5. You pack a travel bag for your dog with toys, food and treats.

  6. You have to buy more cloud storage for all the photos of your dog cause you’re phone is full

  7. You have to yell “what are you eating???” E-V-E-R-Y-D-A-Y

  8. You sew their favorite toy back together cause Fido just couldn’t live without it

  9. You have 1000+ pictures of your dog sleeping

  10. You find poop bags in your pockets, purse, car, coat, everywhere

  11. Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom keeps you from walking your pup EVERY SINGLE DAY

  12. You contemplate sleeping in their dog bed when they pass out in your bed

  13. You leave social gatherings early because your dog has been home alone too long

  14. Dog hair IS your fashion accessory

  15. You schedule pup dates with your girlfriends so your dogs can play

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