You know you're a dog mom when....
Updated: Jul 6, 2021
50% of your diet is dog hair
You say sorry and excuse me to your dog when walking by them
Your dogs hair gets brushed more than your own
Your car and house purchases consider what they want -1 story, air in the back, big yard
You pack a travel bag for your dog with toys, food and treats.
You have to buy more cloud storage for all the photos of your dog cause you’re phone is full
You have to yell “what are you eating???” E-V-E-R-Y-D-A-Y
You sew their favorite toy back together cause Fido just couldn’t live without it
You have 1000+ pictures of your dog sleeping
You find poop bags in your pockets, purse, car, coat, everywhere
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom keeps you from walking your pup EVERY SINGLE DAY
You contemplate sleeping in their dog bed when they pass out in your bed
You leave social gatherings early because your dog has been home alone too long
Dog hair IS your fashion accessory
You schedule pup dates with your girlfriends so your dogs can play